The Space Shuttle

Commemorating the first space shuttle mission, April 12-14, 1981.

In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space (noun). It was called a/an (noun) Shuttle because it not only went up into (adjective) space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave (plural noun). They had practiced (verb ending in ING) for two years and were expert (plural noun). The Columbia took off from (a city) using its powerful first stage (plural noun). At an altitude of (number) feet, it went into orbit around the (something round). After (number) orbits, the Shuttle landed (adverb) at (a place). It was a/an (adjective) day for the U.S. Space Program.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space Freda's boss. It was called a Gail Stanwyck's towel Shuttle because it not only went up into extremely sudden space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave elephant books. They had practiced dressing up as Little Bo Peep for two years and were expert Underhills. The Columbia took off from Provo using its powerful first stage wet married women. At an altitude of 1 foot, it went into orbit around Fat Sam's belly. After two orbits, the Shuttle landed Fletchily at The California Racquet Club. It was a Scotch-Romanian day for the U.S. Space Program.

Millie said...
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space sweaty gym sock. It was called a Nasally Voice Shuttle because it not only went up into dippy space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave Charles Nelson Reilley fans. They had practiced chomping for two years and were expert pink hangers. The Columbia took off from We're All Related, Alabama using its powerful first stage armpit whiskers. At an altitude of 2349 feet, it went into orbit around Caillou's big fat puddin' head. After 77 orbits, the Shuttle landed gesticulatingly at Burgerville. It was a slippery day for the U.S. Space Program.

Klin said...
In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space rockin' rockstar. It was called a hyper dog Shuttle because it not only went up into so-annoying-I'm-gonna-bop-ya-on-the-head space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave piles of scrapbooks. They had practiced pounding for two years and were expert boxes of tile. The Columbia took off from Narnia using its powerful first stage mounds of fun. At an altitude of 7 feet, it went into orbit around the cul-de-sac. After 11 orbits, the Shuttle landed floppily at Disneyland. It was a cool and icy day for the U.S. Space Program.