Paul Revere

Paul Revere was born in Boston, (a state) in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a/an (adjective) (noun). He was a soldier in the French and (a nationality) War and was at the famous Boston (noun) Party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of (a liquid) into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited in (a place) for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by (noun), two if by (noun).

When he got the message, he mounted his faithful (noun) and rode off (adverb). On the way he kept yelling, "The (plural noun) are coming! The (same plural noun) are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King (a celebrity).

Thorny Tree Lady said...
Paul Revere was born in Boston, Wyoming in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a naked as a jaybird Val Kilmer. He was a soldier in the French and Vulcan War and was at the famous Boston dull pencil with a half-eaten eraser Party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of Coke Zero into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited in Sea World for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by sleeping baby, two if by picture of Weird Al kissing Spongebob.

When he got the message, he mounted his faithful pillow that's beckoning me to lay my head upon it and rode off swimmingly. On the way he kept yelling, "The losers who don't check the spare tire before going on vacation are coming! The losers who don't check the spare tire before going on vacation are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King Barack Obama.

Klin said...
Paul Revere was born in Boston, Georgia in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a too loud for my ears tower. He was a soldier in the French and Croatian War and was at the famous Boston Mustang Party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of black strap molasses into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited at the beach for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by cruise, two if by town.

When he got the message, he mounted his faithful rain and rode off twiddly. On the way he kept yelling, "The shoes are coming! The shoes are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King Patrick Swayze.

Millie said...
Paul Revere was born in Boston, Complete Dippiness in 1735. His father taught him to work with metals, and he soon became a petrified headphone cord. He was a soldier in the French and Botswanian War and was at the famous Boston "Dueling Banjos" participant Party when Americans dressed as Indians dumped tons of dog dribble into the ocean. On April 18, 1775, Paul Revere waited in Radio City Music Hall for a signal light from a church tower. The signal was to be one if by miscreant, two if by lowlife scum.

When he got the message, he mounted his faithful cop with a bad attitude and rode off loquaciously. On the way he kept yelling, "The suspenders too stretched out to do any good are coming! The suspenders too stretched out to do any good are coming!" This was the beginning of the American War for Independence from King Captain Crunch.