Easter #1

Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the (plural noun) get (number) weeks off. The (adjective) teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the (noun). Others get outside and play (a game), while more ambitious students spend their time studying their (adjective) books so they will grow up to become (plural noun). Little kids also color (adjective) eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of (adjective) dye in a bowl full of (liquid). Then dip the (noun) in the bowl and rinse it off with (liquid). Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a/an (adjective) egg!"

Millie said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the earwig pinchers get 832 weeks off. The slapped teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the halitosis victim. Others get outside and play Twister, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their leaf-sprouting books so they will grow up to become geeks with terrible complexions. Little kids also color one-wheeled eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of black and unidentifiable dye in a bowl full of slop. Then dip the ketchup bottle that won't give it up in the bowl and rinse it off with slurp. Then after it dries, you can paint on it with a brush. Then you show it to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a sproingy egg!"

Thorny Tree Lady said...
Easter vacations usually fall around Easter time. The schools are closed and all the Ming vases get 815 weeks off. The overgrown teachers also get a vacation. There are a lot of things to do on Easter vacation. Some kids loaf around and watch the hyper-toothed smiling Relief Society President. Others get outside and play Spin-the-Bottle, while more ambitious students spend their time studying their quiet as a church mouse books so they will grow up to become Dilly-Bars. Little kids also color happy as a geek in a comic book shop eggs.

Here's how you color an egg: First mix a package of sedentary dye in a bowl full of Coke Zero. Then dip Joel McHale in the bowl and rinse him off with Tide with Bleach Alternative. Then after he dries, you can paint on him with a brush. Then you show him to your friends who will say, "Boy, what a baco-licious egg!"