A Commercial Message from the Sponsor

Friends, have you noticed that your teeth are starting to look (adjective) and (adjective)?

That's because you've been using the wrong toothpaste. Chomp Toothpaste will make your teeth (adjective) after only (number) brushings. That's because Chomp Toothpaste contains "Hex-a-chlor-a-(liquid)," a secret ingredient known to your (adjective) druggist as (name of a toothpaste). Chomp attacks the (adjective) acids in your mouth and leaves your breath (adjective) and (adjective). It will make your (noun) feel (adjective) and will also stimulate your (plural noun). Always keep the familiar (color) tube of Chomp handy in your (noun).

And now, back to our western program, "Have (noun), Will Travel!"

Millie said...
Friends, have you noticed that your teeth are starting to look drop-kicked and addicted to Sims?

That's because you've been using the wrong toothpaste. Chomp Toothpaste will make your teeth plastic and transparent after only 38 brushings. That's because Chomp Toothpaste contains "Hex-a-chlor-a-slurp," a secret ingredient known to your unimaginably stenchy druggist as Colgate. Chomp attacks the bird-chirping acids in your mouth and leaves your breath blowin' in the wind and best forgotten. It will make your potty goer feel cheap and will also stimulate your runaway hogs. Always keep the familiar taupe tube of Chomp handy in your misfit toy.

And now, back to our western program, "Have Philatelist, Will Travel!"

Heffalump said...
Friends, have you noticed that your teeth are starting to look preposterous and bewildered?

That's because you've been using the wrong toothpaste. Chomp Toothpaste will make your teeth besmirched after only 71 brushings. That's because Chomp Toothpaste contains "Hex-a-chlor-a-carrot juice," a secret ingredient known to your wildebeest-like druggist as Plaquenator Plus Whitening. Chomp attacks the numb acids in your mouth and leaves your breath expensive and dandelion yellow. It will make your battery feel fizzy and will also stimulate your singed eyebrows. Always keep the familiar taupe tube of Chomp handy in your fishing pole.

And now, back to our western program, "Have Olympic Badminton Coach, Will Travel!"

J-Dog said...
Friends, have you noticed that your teeth are starting to look twitchy and demonic?

That's because you've been using the wrong toothpaste. Chomp Toothpaste will make your teeth odd after only 1,234,000,015.76 brushings. That's because Chomp Toothpaste contains "Hex-a-chlor-a-teriyaki sauce," a secret ingredient known to your bloodshot druggist as Lady Gaga's Signature Plaque Away. Chomp attacks the inhumane acids in your mouth and leaves your breath rabid and smelly. It will make your light bulb feel constipated and will also stimulate your severed Muppet heads. Always keep the familiar puce tube of Chomp handy in your moldy kimono.

And now, back to our western program, "Have Nyquil Sleepy Time Smoothie, Will Travel!"

Klin said...
Friends, have you noticed that your teeth are starting to look orange and cheesy?

That's because you've been using the wrong toothpaste. Chomp Toothpaste will make your teeth ridiculous after only 24 brushings. That's because Chomp Toothpaste contains "Hex-a-chlor-a-shampoo," a secret ingredient known to your super-dee-duper druggist as Crest 3D. Chomp attacks the sweaty acids in your mouth and leaves your breath fastidious and fatigued. It will make your speeding train feel rushing and will also stimulate your smelly 30 year old home canned peaches. Always keep the familiar chartreuse tube of Chomp handy in your long-freaking day.

And now, back to our western program, "Have Lighthouse, Will Travel!"