Proper Care of the Scalp

Don’t neglect your scalp! Even though you don’t know it, your scalp may be (adjective). This can cause your hair to turn (adjective) and (adjective). A/an (adjective) scalp is due to overactivity of the (noun) gland and to excessive production of the (plural noun) normally present in the skin. For a healthy scalp, wash your head (adverb) every night in (adjective) water and then take a hot (noun) shampoo. Then massage your (noun) for five minutes with a sharp (noun). If you suffer from (adjective) hair, soak your (noun) regularly in a/an (noun) of vinegar. Good luck!

Millie said...
Don’t neglect your scalp! Even though you don’t know it, your scalp may be ecstatic about new Santa dish towels. This can cause your hair to turn excuse-making and ready for slapping. An undecided scalp is due to overactivity of the pompous windbag gland and to excessive production of the drool buckets normally present in the skin. For a healthy scalp, wash your head cantankerously every night in cookie-horfing water and then take a hot preacher on a Portland corner shampoo. Then massage your crunchy leaf for five minutes with a sharp cavity creep. If you suffer from angelic on Sundays hair, soak your labor pain regularly in a tooth socket of vinegar. Good luck!

Heffalump said...
Don’t neglect your scalp! Even though you don’t know it, your scalp may be beaded. This can cause your hair to turn iguana-like and sun worshiping. A burnished scalp is due to overactivity of the spelunker gland and to excessive production of the M&Ms normally present in the skin. For a healthy scalp, wash your head sparingly every night in pencil-necked water and then take a hot 55-gallon drum of soy sauce shampoo. Then massage your UFO for five minutes with a sharp Peanut Butter Crunch. If you suffer from leotard-sporting hair, soak your chainsaw ice sculpture regularly in a billboard of vinegar. Good luck!