A Fable

Once upon a time there was a very curious girl who was always poking her nose into everybody's (plural noun). She kept company with a/an (adjective) man named (name of man in room), who was always buying her (adjective) presents. Once he gave her a diamond (noun) to wear on her (noun), and he bought her a/an (adjective) (noun) to wear in her (noun). Then one day he bought her a/an (adjective) horse. As soon as she saw the (adjective) animal, she began to examine it (adverb). First she looked at the horse's (noun), and then at its (noun). Then she opened its mouth so she could look at its (noun). At this, the horse became (adjective) and bit off her (noun).
MORAL: Never look a gift horse in the (noun).

Heffalump said...
Once upon a time there was a very curious girl who was always poking her nose into everybody's coconuts. She kept company with a death-defying man named Moondoggie, who was always buying her shark-infested presents. Once he gave her a diamond boogie board to wear on her lifeguard tower, and he bought her a tsunami-sized sand dollar to wear in her board shorts. Then one day he bought her a competitive horse. As soon as she saw the blue animal, she began to examine it swimmingly. First she looked at the horse's pineapple, and then at its roasted pig. Then she opened its mouth so she could look at its luau. At this, the horse became grass skirt-wearing and bit off her carnuba wax.
MORAL: Never look a gift horse in the Big Kahuna.

Millie said...
Once upon a time there was a very curious girl who was always poking her nose into everybody's kitty pants. She kept company with a whimsical man named Carl, who was always buying her rooster-obsessed presents. Once he gave her a diamond angry cockroach to wear on her pool noodle, and he bought her a clownlike, recently-swirlied freshman to wear in her hot buttered seduction on a stick. Then one day he bought her a goofily grinning horse. As soon as she saw the striped animal, she began to examine it momentarily. First she looked at the horse's crankjob, and then at its Costco addict. Then she opened its mouth so she could look at its pantyhose mask. At this, the horse became stripped of inhibition and bit off her breath mint.
MORAL: Never look a gift horse in the vacuum hose.