Romantic Movie Blockbusters

~ Gone With the Wind, set during the (adjective) War, is the story of Scarlett O'Hara, a young, (adjective)-willed woman. She uses her feminine (plural noun) to win back her (noun), but in the process loses Rhett Butler, the only (noun) she ever loved. Most memorable line of dialogue: "Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a/an (noun)."
~ Rick's Cafe in Casablanca is the meeting place for (plural noun) from war-torn (place). Rick sacrifices his love for Ilse when he helps her and her (noun) escape the Nazis. Most memorable line: "(Verb) it again, Sam."
~ Love Story is about two (noun) League students. They go through the trials and (plural nouns) experienced by all young (plural noun). Unfortunately, the ending will bring (plural noun) to your eyes. Most memorable line: "Love means never having to say you're (adjective)."

Heffalump said...
~ Gone With the Wind, set during the Red and Green War, is the story of Scarlett O'Hara, a young, Christmasy-willed woman. She uses her feminine reindeer to win back her Santa, but in the process loses Rhett Butler, the only Christmas tree glowing with lights she ever loved. Most memorable line of dialogue: "Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a belly that shook like a bowl full of jelly."
~ Rick's Cafe in Casablanca is the meeting place for snowmen from the war-torn North Pole. Rick sacrifices his love for Ilse when he helps her and her plate of cookies escape the Nazis. Most memorable line: "Fly it again, Sam."
~ Love Story is about two Christmas Stocking League students. They go through the trials and candy canes experienced by all young gifts. Unfortunately, the ending will bring elves to your eyes. Most memorable line: "Love means never having to say you're soot-covered."

Millie said...
~ Gone With the Wind, set during the Wet and Mud-covered War, is the story of Scarlett O'Hara, a young, leaf-fluttering-willed woman. She uses her feminine angry nuns on the rampage to win back her meat cleaver, but in the process loses Rhett Butler, the only flagrant foul she ever loved. Most memorable line of dialogue: "Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give an eyeballer."
~ Rick's Cafe in Casablanca is the meeting place for plum splats from war-torn Leavitt's Furniture Store. Rick sacrifices his love for Ilse when he helps her and her pushbroom escape the Nazis. Most memorable line: "Mangle it again, Sam."
~ Love Story is about two Grandma-smeller League students. They go through the trials and chives experienced by all young drool drips. Unfortunately, the ending will bring abdominal muscles to your eyes. Most memorable line: "Love means never having to say you're cranky and skanky."

Klin said...
~ Gone With the Wind, set during the Swine Flu Sick Like War, is the story of Scarlett O'Hara, a young, bank robbing rich-willed woman. She uses her feminine faraway friends to win back her gallon of gasoline, but in the process loses Rhett Butler, the only mile of road she ever loved. Most memorable line of dialogue: "Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a packed luggage."
~ Rick's Cafe in Casablanca is the meeting place for Nauvoo must see sites from war-torn Davenport, Iowa. Rick sacrifices his love for Ilse when he helps her and her Nobody escape the Nazis. Most memorable line: "Pack it again, Sam."
~ Love Story is about two Bubsmoe League students. They go through the trials and yummy travel snacks experienced by all young snoring kids. Unfortunately, the ending will bring lonely kitty cats to your eyes. Most memorable line: "Love means never having to say you're too excited to speak."

Fluffychicky said...
~ Gone With the Wind, set during the June Cleaver-ish War, is the story of Scarlett O'Hara, a young, playfully plucky-willed woman. She uses her feminine fearless vampire killers to win back Rip Torn’s crusty looking mug shot, but in the process loses Rhett Butler, the only tasty buffalo jerky she ever loved. Most memorable line of dialogue: "Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give an Old Man Jenkins – Winner of the Caribou County Longest Nose Hair Contest."
~ Rick's Cafe in Casablanca is the meeting place for rusty sporks from war-torn Her Royal Highness’s private privy. Rick sacrifices his love for Ilse when he helps her and The Ministry of Silly Walks escape the Nazis. Most memorable line: "Schlep it again, Sam."
~ Love Story is about two Captain Underpants the Waistband Warrior and his lesser known brother – Bobby Braless League students. They go through the trials and slap-happy nuns who love their rulers more than is “natural” experienced by all young die-hard roller derby fans. Unfortunately, the ending will bring members of “The Society of Hannibal Lecter Impersonators (except for that whole eating other people thing, because that is just sick and wrong)” to your eyes. Most memorable line: "Love means never having to say you're feet-stinky."

Thorny Tree Lady said...
~ Gone With the Wind, set during the Southern Fried War, is the story of Scarlett O'Hara, a young, completely immersed-willed woman. She uses her feminine pieces of pizza to win back her sweet nectar of life that is Dr Pepper, but in the process loses Rhett Butler, the only cold sore she ever loved. Most memorable line of dialogue: "Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give an origami swan."
~ Rick's Cafe in Casablanca is the meeting place for hot rollers from war-torn Alternate Universe Al Gore lives in where he is King of teh Internets and melting ice caps. Rick sacrifices his love for Ilse when he helps her and her ear infection escape the Nazis. Most memorable line: "Bake it again, Sam."
~ Love Story is about two Prematurely Moldy Jack-o-lantern League students. They go through the trials and Hershey's Kisses experienced by all young screams of delight. Unfortunately, the ending will bring postal workers to your eyes. Most memorable line: "Love means never having to say you're uncanny."