Nursery Rhymes

When some (adjective) school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped (adverb) into their (part of body, plural) or were on the tip of their (part of body, plural), these were their (adjective) answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the (noun) to (verb) a pail of (type of liquid). Jack fell down and broke his (noun) and Jill came (verb ending in ING) after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your (noun) grow? With (adjective) bells and (adjective) shells and (plural noun) all in a row.
3) Three blind (plural noun), see how they run. They all went after the (noun)'s wife, who (verb, past tense) their (part of body, plural) with a/an (adjective) knife. Did you ever (verb) such a/an (noun) in your life as three (adjective) mice?

Thorny Tree Lady said...
When some frantic school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped repeatedly into their fingernails or were on the tip of their ear drums, these were their fiery answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the raisin to scamper a pail of diet Dr. Pepper. Jack fell down and broke his alien from the planet Ramalamadingdong and Jill came knee-boarding after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your colony of Texas Fire Ants grow? With venomous bells and spacy shells and bacon cheeseburgers all in a row.
3) Three blind facebook friends, see how they run. They all went after the fart-gas breathing dragon's wife, who sang their pituitary glands with a roomy knife. Did you ever stock-trade such a ponytail holder in your life as three disproportionate mice?

Millie said...
When some tongue-scalding school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped skirt-wrinklingly into their epiglottises or were on the tip of their decolletage, these were their Rastafarian answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the extremely purty mouth to gesticulate a pail of armpit slime. Jack fell down and broke his obscure Sting lyric and Jill came snorting after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your annoying offspring grow? With shifty-eyed bells and malodorous shells and cheese addicts all in a row.
3) Three blind Draco Malfoy fans, see how they run. They all went after the Uno Attack game on the rampage's wife, who winced their appendixes with a homework-enjoying knife. Did you ever modify such an idiot pope who thinks forks are evil in your life as three fascinated by earmuffs mice?

FluffyChicky said...
When some pea-green school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped stealthily into their nose hairs so long they can be braided or were on the tip of their British style teeth, these were their clinically obese answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the slap-happy nun to squelch a pail of Granny Smith Apple scented Dawn soap. Jack fell down and broke his floor mat woven entirely out of ear-hair trimmings and Jill came skinny-dipping after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how do your pantaloons grow? With kangaroo-like bells and gruesome shells and glow-in-the-dark rubber mice all in a row.
3) Three blind plus-sized synchronized swim team rejects, see how they run. They all went after the Patchy the Pirate’s peg leg's wife, who spanked their boobs with a smutty knife. Did you ever prostrate such a pilfered traffic cone in your life as three punch-drunk mice?

Mel Smell said...
When some weiner dog-adoring school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped scratch-and-sniffingly into their between the toe hairs or were on the tip of their roll creases, these were their fraught with following midgets answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the constant dumb look giver to watch the "Take on Me" video and wish to step into the drawing a pail of colon sauce. Jack fell down and broke his kitty coveralls and Jill came dog spanking after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your Mom's camera look grow? With snufalupufagus resembling bells and rear ring rubbing shells and old lady schnosberries all in a row.
3) Three blind non-public pee-ers, see how they run. They all went after the farts and leaves the room-er's wife, who buns unclenched their behind the earlobe goobers with a Soft Cell obsessed knife. Did you ever walk like a chicken such a slapped and insulted dump dweller in your life as three drowning in black eyeliner mice?

Klin said...
When some stunning school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped grumpily into their jam of the toes or were on the tip of their eyebrows, these were their snarky answers:

1) Jack and Jill went up the book to crawl a pail of turpentine. Jack fell down and broke his shoe and Jill came reading after.
2) Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your front-end loader grow? With golden bells and mellow shells and glasses all in a row.
3) Three blind snickers, see how they run. They all went after the sidewalk's wife, who burped their cuticles with a stupid knife. Did you ever snore such a weed patch in your life as three rash mice?