Mount Rushmore

The Mount Rushmore Memorial was dedicated by President Calvin Coolidge on August 10, 1927.

In the (adjective) Hills of South Dakota, a/an (noun) named Gutzon Borglum (verb, past tense) a/an (noun) to resemble the (part of the body, plural) of four U.S. presidents. Using (plural noun) and (plural noun), the sculptors would chip away tons of (plural noun) until the (part of the body, plural) of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the (relative) of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the (noun); Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of (noun); and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for (verb ending in ING) up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than (number) tourists from all over the (noun) (verb) Mount Rushmore each year.

Millie said...
In the Moth-Attracting Hills of South Dakota, a popsicle stain named Gutzon Borglum wrapper-crinkled a bendy straw to resemble the toe chubs of four U.S. presidents. Using turkey trots and unexplainable car crumbs, the sculptors would chip away tons of collapsible pocket wheelbarrows until the thyroid glands of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the Stepuncle of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the out-of-control zucchini plant; Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Multi-bump Wart; and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for barraging up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than 2438761 tourists from all over the persimmon eyeball Mount Rushmore each year.

Klin said...
In the Mosquito Rich Hills of South Dakota, a squeaky ball named Gutzon Borglum laughed a pic-a-nic basket to resemble the septums of four U.S. presidents. Using spilled forks and folded towels, the sculptors would chip away tons of playing dogs until the toenails of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the daughter's dog's 3rd cousin once removed of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the lasagna; Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Great Movie; and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for whining up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than 5 tourists from all over the lost TV remote are funny at Mount Rushmore each year.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
In the Gacky Hills of South Dakota, a bag of Bing cherries named Gutzon Borglum skreetched an on-screen keyboard to resemble the nostrils of four U.S. presidents. Using scratched DVDs and ungrateful gift recipients, the sculptors would chip away tons of tricycles until the pinky toes of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the step-grandmother of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the gold doubloon; Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Salted Soft Pretzel; and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for partying up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than 815 tourists from all over the blow-up plastic pool with a hole in it sniff Mount Rushmore each year.

Suzanne said... (How fun to see you!!)
In the Hot Hills of South Dakota, a sandbox named Gutzon Borglum ran a wading pool to resemble the knees of four U.S. presidents. Using tomatoes and peppers, the sculptors would chip away tons of zucchini until the elbows of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the step-grandpa of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the popsicle; Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Sunscreen; and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for swimming up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than 662 tourists from all over the sunglasses sing Mount Rushmore each year.

FluffyChicky said...
In the Flamboyant Hills of South Dakota, a rotten banana named Gutzon Borglum shrieked a previously used q-tip to resemble the breast implants of four U.S. presidents. Using skinny dippers who don’t believe in shaving or underarm deodorant, and Beatniks, the sculptors would chip away tons of Hell’s Grannies until the deviated septums of the presidents emerged. The presidents include George Washington, the great-grandmother’s maiden aunt with upper lip fuzz of our country; Abraham Lincoln, who preserved the Little Bunny Foo-Foo; Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Chartered Accountant; and Theodore Roosevelt, who was famous for discreetly farting up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War. More than 0.8937 tourists from all over the politically incorrect to consume, yet very tasty, veal shank, mutter Mount Rushmore each year.