Reviews of Entertainers Appearing in Resort Hotels

(first name of boy) and (first name of girl) made their debut as a really (adjective) singing act at the (noun) Lounge. The songs they sang ranged from a series of crowd-pleasing old (plural noun) to (adjective) songs from England, Spain and (a place). Good summer entertainment.

A young comedian named (name of boy in room) opened at the (silly word) Room of the (same silly word) Hotel last night. He began with a monologue of one-line (plural noun), which garnered (adjective) laughter from the audience. Then he donned a/an (adjective) comical (article of clothing) and performed a pantomime of a customer in a pet store trying to buy a (noun). This should be a good bet for television.

(Name of person in room) and (name of person in room), the dancing twins, headline the (name of person in room) hotel with their (adjective) act. The twins present their version of the "(verb)" and also do their interpretation of the "(verb)". For the grand finale, the duo does a (number)-step to the music of (popular rock star).

Millie said...
Slinky and Mavis made their debut as a hotter than a flaming armpit singing act at the Astounding Coincidence Lounge. The songs they sang ranged from a series of crowd-pleasing old crane flies to lime juice-squirting songs from England, Spain and Poison Spider, Wyoming. Good summer entertainment.

A young comedian named Gordy Gray opened at the A Ree-ah Ree-ah Ree-ah Room of the A Ree-ah Ree-ah Ree-ah Hotel last night. He began with a monologue of one-line moaning four-year-olds, which garnered reckless laughter from the audience. Then he donned a window-dirtying comical cone bra and performed a pantomime of a customer in a pet store trying to buy an egregious oversight. This should be a good bet for television.

Belteshazzar and Ignatius, the dancing twins, headline the Fleming Hotel with their armpittish act. The twins present their version of the "fart in the bathtub" and also do their interpretation of the "jiggle purposely". For the grand finale, the duo does a 33-step to the music of Elvis Presley.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
Walter and Winnie made their debut as a really wet singing act at the King Size Snickers Bar Lounge. The songs they sang ranged from a series of crowd-pleasing old underwater basket weavers to pillowy songs from England, Spain and Disneyland. Good summer entertainment.

A young comedian named Flat Stanley opened at the Fahrvergnügen Room of the Fahrvergnügen Hotel last night. He began with a monologue of one-line Jell-O Pudding Pops, which garnered chocolaty laughter from the audience. Then he donned a tangy comical corset and performed a pantomime of a customer in a pet store trying to buy a Harriet Carter Catalog. This should be a good bet for television.

Katie Couric and Brian Williams, the dancing twins, headline the Sam Donaldson hotel with their repugnant act. The twins present their version of the "chew" and also do their interpretation of the "gargle". For the grand finale, the duo does a 144,000-step to the music of Gene Simmons.

Klin said...
Sebastian and Brunhilda made their debut as a totally spectacular singing act at the Kelly Green Towel Lounge. The songs they sang ranged from a series of crowd-pleasing old locker room-smell socks to frickin' filthy songs from England, Spain and the girls bathroom/dressing room at the public swimming pool. Good summer entertainment.

A young comedian named Jack opened at the Ciciati Room of the Ciciati Hotel last night. He began with a monologue of one-line burning up cheeks, which garnered too dramatic, drama queen-like laughter from the audience. Then he donned a completely vicious comical knee brace and performed a pantomime of a customer in a pet store trying to buy a fabulous fuschia laundry basket. This should be a good bet for television.

Squirt and Marshmallow, the dancing twins, headline the Sir Pounce-a-lot Hotel with their too loud act. The twins present their version of the "scratch" and also do their interpretation of the "puke". For the grand finale, the duo does a 49-step to the music of Brett Michaels.