Voting Made Easy as One, Two, Three

Here are some very (adjective) instructions on how to vote, brought to you by the Citizens for (verb ending in ING) Awareness:

Step 1: Sign in with one of the (plural noun) at the registration table. You may have to show them your (noun) to prove your identity.
Step 2: Proceed (adverb) to an available (verb ending in ING) booth. (Be sure to close the (noun) behind you so that no one can watch you (verb).)
Step 3: How you vote varies from (noun) to (noun). In some states, you (verb) by pulling a/an (noun) with your (part of the body). In others, you must mark a ballot by placing a/an (letter of the alphabet) in a small (noun) opposite your candidate's (noun).

"(Exclamation!)" you will cry. "Voting's as easy as (type of food)!" So be sure to (verb) on Election Day, because every (noun) counts!

Thorny Tree Lady said...
Here are some very haunting instructions on how to vote, brought to you by the Citizens for Gazing Awareness:

Step 1: Sign in with one of the East High Wildcats at the registration table. You may have to show them your dreamy Troy Bolton to prove your identity.
Step 2: Proceed expeditiously to an available whining booth. (Be sure to close the baby bottle full of rancid milk behind you so that no one can watch you explode.)
Step 3: How you vote varies from dead cricket under my couch to crusty booger. In some states, you enrage by pulling a glorious can of diet coke with your uvula. In others, you must mark a ballot by placing an A in a small crowded freeway opposite your candidate's empty gas tank.

"Awwww, FIDDLESTICKS!" you will cry. "Voting's as easy as homemade carmel apple!" So be sure to sleep on Election Day, because every rubber baby buggy bumper counts!

Dalene said...
Here are some very utterly inconsequential instructions on how to vote, brought to you by the Citizens for Stunning Awareness:

Step 1: Sign in with one of the fleabites at the registration table. You may have to show them your volcano to prove your identity.
Step 2: Proceed conspicuously to an available exacerbating booth. (Be sure to close the chickpea behind you so that no one can watch you frolic.)
Step 3: How you vote varies from anvil to nunnery. In some states, you hop by pulling a big toe with your left ventricle. In others, you must mark a ballot by placing an H in a small clavicle opposite your candidate's push-up.

"Oy vey!" you will cry. "Voting's as easy as anchovies!" So be sure to conceive on Election Day, because every buckle counts!

Klin said...
Here are some very sneaky instructions on how to vote, brought to you by the Citizens for Smelling Awareness:

Step 1: Sign in with one of the splatters at the registration table. You may have to show them your Halloween to prove your identity.
Step 2: Proceed obnoxiously to an available puking booth. (Be sure to close the fingernail polish behind you so that no one can watch you behave.)
Step 3: How you vote varies from baby powder to bouquet. In some states, you disapprove by pulling a Malibu Barbie with your navel. In others, you must mark a ballot by placing a K in a small monkey opposite your candidate's picture.

"HOLY MOLY!" you will cry. "Voting's as easy as pizza!" So be sure to muddle on Election Day, because every bandaid counts!