Eat, Drink, and Be Sick

An inspector from the Department of Health and (noun) Services paid a surprise visit to our (adjective) school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our (adjective) dietician, was spaghetti and (noun)-balls with a choice of either a/an (noun) salad or french (plural noun). The inspector found the meat-(plural noun) to be overcooked and discovered a live (noun) in the fries, causing him to have a/an (part of the body)ache. In response, he threw up all over his (plural noun). In his report, the inspector (adverb) recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious (plural noun) as well as low-calorie (plural noun), and that all of the saturated (plural noun) be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a/an (letter of the alphabet)-minus.

Tori:) said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Taco Shell Services paid a surprise visit to our crusty school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our flaky dietician, was spaghetti and cotton ball-balls with a choice of either a lemon wedge salad or french cocker spaniels. The inspector found the meat-zits to be overcooked and discovered a live eye booger in the fries, causing him to have an earlobe ache. In response, he threw up all over his phone books. In his report, the inspector gleefully recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious films as well as low-calorie toenails, and that all of the saturated carpet fibers be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a V-minus.

Klin said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Leaf Covered Lawn Services paid a surprise visit to our scrumpdillyuptious school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our super fast dietician, was spaghetti and rain spotted car-balls with a choice of either an 8 inches of snow salad or french piles of files. The inspector found the meat-shattered windshields to be overcooked and discovered a live very long meeting in the fries, causing him to have a dermatitis ache. In response, he threw up all over his aching feets. In his report, the inspector snuggily recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious baskets of laundry needing folded as well as low-calorie tall chairs, and that all of the saturated burning logs be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a Q-minus.

Dalene said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Rotunda Services paid a surprise visit to our half-naked school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our existential dietician, was spaghetti and global economic crisis-balls with a choice of either a last can of beer on the wall salad or french bare feet. The inspector found the meat-tiny green frogs to be overcooked and discovered a live deep sigh in the fries, causing him to have a funny bone ache. In response, he threw up all over his bowls of hot fudge sauce. In his report, the inspector grotesquely recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious crisp autumn leaves as well as low-calorie half-baked ideas, and that all of the saturated sunken-faced trading-floor dropouts be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a Z-minus.

CoconutKate said...
An inspector from the Department of Health and Ribbon Services paid a surprise visit to our striped school cafeteria. The lunch special, prepared by our fuzzy dietician, was spaghetti and cardboard box-balls with a choice of either a surgical tubing salad or french sand boxes. The inspector found the meat-cars to be overcooked and discovered a live insurance card in the fries, causing him to have an epidermis ache. In response, he threw up all over his cribs. In his report, the inspector calmly recommended that the school cafeteria serve only nutritious diamond rings as well as low-calorie muskrat, and that all of the saturated knives be eliminated. He rated the cafeteria a P-minus.