Tarzan

One of the most (adjective) characters in fiction is called "Tarzan of the (plural noun)." Tarzan was raised by a/an (noun) and lives in a/an (adjective) jungle in the heart of darkest (a place). He spends most of his time eating (plural noun) and swinging from tree to (noun). Whenever he gets angry, he beats on his chest and says, "(A funny noise)!" This is his war cry.

Tarzan always dresses in (adjective) shorts made from the skin of a/an (noun), and his best friend is a/an (adjective) chimpanzee named Cheetah. He is supposed to be able to speak to elephants and (plural noun). In the movies, Tarzan is played by (a person).

Dalene said...
One of the most perky characters in fiction is called "Tarzan of the Backyardigans." Tarzan was raised by a mousetrap and lives in a swanky jungle in the heart of darkest Freakin' Neverland. He spends most of his time eating spelunkers and swinging from tree to wet blanket. Whenever he gets angry, he beats on his chest and says, "Ribbet!" This is his war cry.

Tarzan always dresses in spunky shorts made from the skin of a snuffleupagus, and his best friend is a pert chimpanzee named Cheetah. He is supposed to be able to speak to elephants and French hens. In the movies, Tarzan is played by O.J. Simpson.

Thorny Tree Lady said...
One of the most portly characters in fiction is called "Tarzan of the Tina Fey supporters." Tarzan was raised by a not-yet-ripe banana and lives in a disengenuine jungle in the heart of darkest Betty Ford Clinic. He spends most of his time eating "out too early in the year" Christmas Decorations for sale and swinging from tree to long-awaited paycheck. Whenever he gets angry, he beats on his chest and says, "chung-chung!" This is his war cry.

Tarzan always dresses in unequivocal shorts made from the skin of a pound of marshmallow candy pumpkins, and his best friend is a ripped like Michael Phelps chimpanzee named Cheetah. He is supposed to be able to speak to elephants and ticked-off Sitemeter users. In the movies, Tarzan is played by Michael Scott.

Natalie said...
One of the most drank all the rum and now wants more characters in fiction is called "Tarzan of the diaper pails." Tarzan was raised by a cracker-crushing 4-year-old and lives in a passed out on someone's couch jungle in the heart of darkest Rentown, USA. He spends most of his time eating jukebox heroes and swinging from tree to fly wing puller-offer. Whenever he gets angry, he beats on his chest and says, "Yuh! Yuh!" This is his war cry.

Tarzan always dresses in head for business, bod for sin shorts made from the skin of a toilet wand being used as a guitar, and his best friend is a makes children cry chimpanzee named Cheetah. He is supposed to be able to speak to elephants and bald Chinese ladies with no pants on. In the movies, Tarzan is played by Pee-Wee Herman.

Sketchy said...
One of the most readily available characters in fiction is called "Tarzan of the dusty diet books." Tarzan was raised by a rusty old hammer and lives in a chill like vegetable jungle in the heart of darkest root cellar. He spends most of his time eating footprints on the ceiling and swinging from tree to Grandpa's world famous chili recipe. Whenever he gets angry, he beats on his chest and says, "Kersfuffle!" This is his war cry.

Tarzan always dresses in smack-happy shorts made from the skin of a vat of homemade rootbeer, and his best friend is a potato-face chimpanzee named Cheetah. He is supposed to be able to speak to elephants and slurpy spaghetti noodles. In the movies, Tarzan is played by Bob Dole's Aunt Maddie Sue.

CoconutKate said...
One of the most dull characters in fiction is called "Tarzan of the trees." Tarzan was raised by a pocket and lives in a sleepy jungle in the heart of darkest Just around the riverbend. He spends most of his time eating Spongebob golf balls and swinging from tree to melted crayon. Whenever he gets angry, he beats on his chest and says, "AAArrrooooouuugah!" This is his war cry.

Tarzan always dresses in gnarly shorts made from the skin of a iFish, and his best friend is a funkalicious chimpanzee named Cheetah. He is supposed to be able to speak to elephants and used but not discarded straws. In the movies, Tarzan is played by Weird Al's hair stylist.

Klin said...
One of the most extreme characters in fiction is called "Tarzan of the super cool fellow bloggers." Tarzan was raised by a long, beautiful drive and lives in a hotter than Provo UT jungle in the heart of darkest Cheesecake Factory. He spends most of his time eating wedding gifts and swinging from tree to Mesa AZ. Whenever he gets angry, he beats on his chest and says, "Perrrrrp!" This is his war cry.

Tarzan always dresses in superbly delicious shorts made from the skin of a Days Inn hotel, and his best friend is a grateful for air conditioning chimpanzee named Cheetah. He is supposed to be able to speak to elephants and miles and miles of trees. In the movies, Tarzan is played by Hannah Montana.