Report By Student Protest Committee

Fellow Students of (full name of school)! We members of the Students for a/an (adjective) Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of (plural noun). He has just fired our friend, Professor (name of person in room), because he wore his (part of the body) long, and because he dressed in (article of clothing) and wore old (plural noun). Next week we are going to protest by taking over the (noun) building and kidnapping the Assistant (noun). We also will demand that all students have the right to wear (adjective) hair and (adjective) beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with (Plural noun)!"

Thorny Tree Lady said...
Fellow Students of The Culinary Institute of America! We members of the Students for a Dreary Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Dirty Diapers. He has just fired our friend, Professor Sarah Palin, because she wore her nasal cavity long, and because she dressed in a bra with no elastic held together by safety pins and wore old BYU Football Fans. Next week we are going to protest by taking over the Greedy Real Estate Agent building and kidnapping the Assistant Potty-Training DVD. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear dreadful hair and abhorrent beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with unruly nose hairs!"

Natalie said...
Fellow Students of Lizzie Borden's Chop Shop Academy! We members of the Students for a Making Annoying Noises and About to be Slapped Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Drool Bibs. He has just fired our friend, Professor Tipsy Giggling Gert, because she wore her booger vault long, and because she dressed in fingerless hobo gloves and wore old goldfish crackers with menacing expressions. Next week we are going to protest by taking over the Hot Dog Bra building and kidnapping the Assistant Creep in the Lingerie Aisle. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear Zoboomafoo-worshipping hair and fate-tempting beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with the chickens next door!"

Klin said...
Fellow Students of Lakeview Elementary! We members of the Students for a Screaming Loud and Head Pounding Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Piles of Needing to be Shredded Files. He has just fired our friend, Professor Fabulous Franco, because he wore his ear wax storage cavity long, and because he dressed in Happy Bunny socks and wore old overwhelming details of the new job. Next week we are going to protest by taking over the Upset with Daddy Child building and kidnapping the Assistant Hard Working Hubby. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear shouting above the television volume hair and whining about homework beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with silly puzzle doing teens!"

Dalene said...
Fellow Students of Amy Winehouse's Finishing School for Girls! We members of the Students for a Manic Depressive Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Coconut Bras. He has just fired our friend, Professor Rowley, because he wore his little fleshy part between one's big and second toes long, and because he dressed in sand-washed bvds and wore old organ grinders. Next week we are going to protest by taking over the All-Day Sucker building and kidnapping the Assistant Dunce Cap. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear slightly used hair and low-budget beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with fleabites!"

Wynne said...
Fellow Students of The Sir Fartswell Academy of Macrame Weaving! We members of the Students for a Blunt Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Squids. He has just fired our friend, Professor Good Fairy Lucinda, because she wore her spleen long, and because she dressed in a garter and wore old Chef Boyardees. Next week we are going to protest by taking over the Emu building and kidnapping the Assistant Granite. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear swank hair and bloated beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with stump-grinding factories!"