1. I, (name of person in room), will (verb) every day at the gym for at least (number) minutes.
2. At the dinner table, I will eat only (number) servings of (noun).
3. I will watch only (adjective) television shows.
4. I will tell (name of person in room) that I think he/she is a/an (adjective) (noun).
5. I will ask my boss for a/an (number)-dollar raise.
6. I will admit that I have a/an (adjective) personality.
7. I will take my (noun) to (noun) at least once a month.
8. I will (verb) one book every (number) weeks.
9. I will try to lose at least (number) pounds.
10. I will return the (adjective) (plural noun) I borrowed from (person in room).
11. I will get on a (noun) and only spend (number) dollars a month.
Millie said...
1. I, Awful Topic Tina, will sway every day at the gym for at least two minutes.
2. At the dinner table, I will eat only fourteen servings of angst.
3. I will watch only tantalizing television shows.
4. I will tell Dripped-on Darryl that I think he is a licked-by-a-giraffe Jo-Ann Fabrics store.
5. I will ask my boss for a nineteen-dollar raise.
6. I will admit that I have a salt-makes-hyper personality.
7. I will take my ear earring to John Grisham fan at least once a month.
8. I will mimic one book every thirty weeks.
9. I will try to lose at least forty pounds.
10. I will return the after-Christmas relief experiencing shorts I borrowed from Seriously Slappy Sally.
11. I will get on a pre-existence and only spend forty-two dollars a month.
Heffalump said...
1. I, Kiki, will hand jive every day at the gym for at least 7 minutes.
2. At the dinner table, I will eat only 52 servings of Concord grape jelly.
3. I will watch only wobbly television shows.
4. I will tell Esmerelda that I think she is a satirical Gollum.
5. I will ask my boss for a 16-dollar raise.
6. I will admit that I have an expensive personality.
7. I will take my mashed potato to stocking lint at least once a month.
8. I will jump one book every 25 weeks.
9. I will try to lose at least 43 pounds.
10. I will return the personable jelly beans I borrowed from Smitty.
11. I will get on a wire whisk and only spend 88 dollars a month.
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Falling in love with the Big (noun), especially at Christmas time, can happen in a/an (place) minute. Perhaps it comes when you and your (noun) stroll through Central Park after the trees and the (plural noun) are blanketed by a/an (adjective) snow (noun). Or maybe when you (verb) a corner and come upon a/an (adjective) vendor selling hot roasted (plural noun) and warming his (part of the body, plural) over the (adjective) flame. Maybe it happens when you first glimpse some (adjective) skaters bundled in warm (plural noun) gliding across the (adjective) ice of Rockefeller (noun). Who knows when you'll be smitten? All we know is, it will most (adverb) happen.
Klin said...
Falling in love with the Big Christmas Tree, especially at Christmas time, can happen in a BYU Marriott Center minute. Perhaps it comes when you and your Ford truck stroll through Central Park after the trees and the new tires are blanketed by a blubbering snow mountain height. Or maybe when you hang a corner and come upon a frozen vendor selling hot roasted Christmas lights and warming his toesies over the loud flame. Maybe it happens when you first glimpse some orange skaters bundled in warm teensy tiny kitties gliding across the crusty ice of Rockefeller Game Show Host. Who knows when you'll be smitten? All we know is, it will most utterly happen.
Heffalump said...
Falling in love with the Big Mini Doberman Pincher, especially at Christmas time, can happen in a Sarsparilla Sally's Swanky Saloon minute. Perhaps it comes when you and your personal chef stroll through Central Park after the trees and the lightsabers are blanketed by a pensive snow quiche. Or maybe when you shout at a corner and come upon an ear splitting vendor selling hot roasted chopsticks and warming his toes over the gargantuan flame. Maybe it happens when you first glimpse some impatient skaters bundled in warm clocks gliding across the disobedient ice of Rockefeller Secret Agent. Who knows when you'll be smitten? All we know is, it will most maddeningly happen.
Klin said...
Falling in love with the Big Christmas Tree, especially at Christmas time, can happen in a BYU Marriott Center minute. Perhaps it comes when you and your Ford truck stroll through Central Park after the trees and the new tires are blanketed by a blubbering snow mountain height. Or maybe when you hang a corner and come upon a frozen vendor selling hot roasted Christmas lights and warming his toesies over the loud flame. Maybe it happens when you first glimpse some orange skaters bundled in warm teensy tiny kitties gliding across the crusty ice of Rockefeller Game Show Host. Who knows when you'll be smitten? All we know is, it will most utterly happen.
Heffalump said...
Falling in love with the Big Mini Doberman Pincher, especially at Christmas time, can happen in a Sarsparilla Sally's Swanky Saloon minute. Perhaps it comes when you and your personal chef stroll through Central Park after the trees and the lightsabers are blanketed by a pensive snow quiche. Or maybe when you shout at a corner and come upon an ear splitting vendor selling hot roasted chopsticks and warming his toes over the gargantuan flame. Maybe it happens when you first glimpse some impatient skaters bundled in warm clocks gliding across the disobedient ice of Rockefeller Secret Agent. Who knows when you'll be smitten? All we know is, it will most maddeningly happen.
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