Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one (noun) to give to my (noun)."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the (color) of their (part of the body, plural)."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me (noun)."
Paul Revere said: "The (plural noun) are (verb ending in ING)!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my (noun) large so the king could read it without his (plural noun)."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All (plural noun) are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain (adjective) rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of (noun)."
Klin said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one pile of paper to give to my photo shoot."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the fuschia of their ears."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me squeaky chairs."
Paul Revere said: "The beach towels are squealing!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my Texas large so the king could read it without his bags of cheetos."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All cities are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain last of all the game rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of sleep-over."
Lazy Lion said:
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one Harry Potter to give to my John."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the blue of their legs."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me WalMart."
Paul Revere said: "The fishes are running!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my RuPaul impersonator large so the king could read it without his cats."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All dogs are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain big rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of the little ugly mollusk."
Koda Bear said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one chicken to give to my McDonalds."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the red of their eyes."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me copper."
Paul Revere said: "The tigers are jumping!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my skateboard large so the king could read it without his bears."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All lions are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain funny rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of a realistic fishhead."
Frog said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one phone to give to my boy."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the pink of their lungs."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me football."
Paul Revere said: "The cities are kissing!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my house large so the king could read it without his vehicles."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All pens are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain sweet rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of laundry."
Klin numero dos said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one green toenail polish to give to my rain."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the chartreuse of their ankle bones."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me car wash."
Paul Revere said: "The hills are ruining!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my Edward large so the king could read it without his rocks."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All smiles are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain sopping wet rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of Jacob."
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one UPS truck to give to my Route 44 Strawberry Slush from Sonic."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the banana yellow of their wisdom teeth."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me the glorious invention known as Air Conditioning."
Paul Revere said: "The dull hair-cutting scissors are philosophising!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my sink full of Dirty Dishes large so the king could read it without his maggots."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All Olive Garden Gift Cards are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain jump in the lake rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of the recently-free-from-that-nagging-narcissist-of-a-wife Jon Gosselin."
FluffyChicky said...
Nathan Hale said: "I regret that I have but one defective push-up bra to give to my beatnik poetry soiree."
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the pea-green of their chubby big toes."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me tasty toenail pie."
Paul Revere said: "The pilfered office chairs are bloodsucking!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my goose-stepping nun large so the king could read it without his senior citizens afflicted with irritable bowel syndrome."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All obese Elvis impersonators are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain waspish rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of overly-large back zit."
Millie said...
William Prescott said: "Don't fire until you see the silver of their nerve endings."
Patrick Henry said: "Give me liberty or give me Crapperware bowls."
Paul Revere said: "The cats with pants are walking around like crackheads!"
John Hancock said: "I wrote my AAA card large so the king could read it without his weird hair dye jobs."
Thomas Jefferson said: "All people who pee on trees even if they're just in the backyard are created equal. They are endowed by their Creator with certain crud-covered rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of upper lip stench."
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Fourth of July #1
Every year on the (number)th of (month), we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our (adjective) (noun). Many (adjective) citizens observe Independence (noun) by hanging their (noun) from a window or by running it up a/an (adjective) pole. Most (plural noun) spend this holiday at home with family and (plural noun) or visit national (plural noun) or (adjective) beaches. Food as American as apple (noun), hamburgers, and corn on the (noun) are traditional holiday (noun). And in the evening, there are displays of (plural noun), such as Roman (plural noun), shooting (plural noun), and (adjective) rockets that (adverb) (verb) the sky. A word of caution: Do not use (plural noun) unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable (noun).
Millie said...
Every year on the 12.832th of January, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our belching like a commoner Michael Jackson fan. Many soundly slapped citizens observe Independence Fan Blade by hanging their elbow fat piercing from a window or by running it up a thickheaded pole. Most meeses spend this holiday at home with family and stray eyebrows or visit national bolognas or bean-eating beaches. Food as American as apple kitty lick, hamburgers, and corn on the oven splotch are traditional holiday lover-not-a-fighter. And in the evening, there are displays of floor sweepins, such as Roman jumper straps, shooting twinkie-weiner sandwiches, and sweet sixteen and never been kissed rockets that face-makingly shake the sky all night long. A word of caution: Do not use bunny pellets unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable big loud gong.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Every year on the 8,675,309th of February, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our chocolicious bra with perfect band-fit but cups a smidge too big. Many empty citizens observe Independence Past-Due Notice by hanging their old Halloween costume that's been banished to the dress-up bin from a window or by running it up a closed-minded pole. Most spoons spend this holiday at home with family and hair bows or visit national "The Bachelorette" Bachelors that didn't get a rose or so-loud-blood-pours-from-your-ears beaches. Food as American as apple Brett Michaels' broken nose, hamburgers, and corn on the sink full of dirty dishes are traditional holiday half-price Sonic Slushie. And in the evening, there are displays of tubes of Chapstick, such as Roman facebook quiz junkies, shooting out-of-work Katie Couric impersonators, and high as an elephant's eye rockets that finger-lickin-ly contemplate the sky. A word of caution: Do not use "Scrapbookers Anonymous" support group attendees unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable webcam.
Klin said...
Every year on the 40th of July, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our puddled nose picker. Many shiny citizens observe Independence Cute Puppy by hanging their soft kitty from a window or by running it up a crazy pole. Most gazillions of Legos spend this holiday at home with family and bags of apples or visit national soccer balls or long-lasting beaches. Food as American as apple wedding dress, hamburgers, and corn on the studly man are traditional holiday 5-gallon bucket. And in the evening, there are displays of boxes and boxes of books, such as Roman types of salads, shooting decisions-decisions, and too many rockets that lazily build the sky. A word of caution: Do not use boxes of toys unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable green apple.
Millie said...
Every year on the 12.832th of January, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our belching like a commoner Michael Jackson fan. Many soundly slapped citizens observe Independence Fan Blade by hanging their elbow fat piercing from a window or by running it up a thickheaded pole. Most meeses spend this holiday at home with family and stray eyebrows or visit national bolognas or bean-eating beaches. Food as American as apple kitty lick, hamburgers, and corn on the oven splotch are traditional holiday lover-not-a-fighter. And in the evening, there are displays of floor sweepins, such as Roman jumper straps, shooting twinkie-weiner sandwiches, and sweet sixteen and never been kissed rockets that face-makingly shake the sky all night long. A word of caution: Do not use bunny pellets unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable big loud gong.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Every year on the 8,675,309th of February, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our chocolicious bra with perfect band-fit but cups a smidge too big. Many empty citizens observe Independence Past-Due Notice by hanging their old Halloween costume that's been banished to the dress-up bin from a window or by running it up a closed-minded pole. Most spoons spend this holiday at home with family and hair bows or visit national "The Bachelorette" Bachelors that didn't get a rose or so-loud-blood-pours-from-your-ears beaches. Food as American as apple Brett Michaels' broken nose, hamburgers, and corn on the sink full of dirty dishes are traditional holiday half-price Sonic Slushie. And in the evening, there are displays of tubes of Chapstick, such as Roman facebook quiz junkies, shooting out-of-work Katie Couric impersonators, and high as an elephant's eye rockets that finger-lickin-ly contemplate the sky. A word of caution: Do not use "Scrapbookers Anonymous" support group attendees unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable webcam.
Klin said...
Every year on the 40th of July, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our puddled nose picker. Many shiny citizens observe Independence Cute Puppy by hanging their soft kitty from a window or by running it up a crazy pole. Most gazillions of Legos spend this holiday at home with family and bags of apples or visit national soccer balls or long-lasting beaches. Food as American as apple wedding dress, hamburgers, and corn on the studly man are traditional holiday 5-gallon bucket. And in the evening, there are displays of boxes and boxes of books, such as Roman types of salads, shooting decisions-decisions, and too many rockets that lazily build the sky. A word of caution: Do not use boxes of toys unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable green apple.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Letter From An American In Paris
Dear (adjective) (person in room),
I am having a/an (adjective) time here in Paris. I spend every day (adverb) visiting museums, monuments and (plural noun). Yesterday I went to the (person's name) Tower, which is located on the river (noun). Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "(silly word)." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de (a last name) by Leonardo da (Italian word). The center of Paris is called the Place of the (noun) and is always filled with thousands of (plural noun), all taking photographs of each other and of the many French (plural noun). The food at the Paris restaurants is (adjective). I have already eaten (adjective) snails and duck a la (a fruit). I plan to come to (a city) again next year and hope you can (verb).
Millie said...
Dear accidentally rototilled Fly Eyes Florinda,
I am having a garbage can lid-clanging time here in Paris. I spend every day spasmodically visiting museums, monuments and maple syrup drips. Yesterday I went to the Slapped Sideways Seymour Tower, which is located on the river naughty neighbor. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "Ha-cha-cha-cha." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Nederlander by Leonardo da Prosciutto. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Whip-like Flagellum and is always filled with thousands of elbow ridges, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French corduroy pillows. The food at the Paris restaurants is roasted gently so the flames won't hurt. I have already eaten chartreuse snails and duck a la kiwi. I plan to come to Poison Spider, Wyoming again next year and hope you can belch the alphabet.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Dear sinister Benjamin Linus, The Lying Liar who Lies about Lying and his Lies,
I am having a masochistic time here in Paris. I spend every day freakishly visiting museums, monuments and greasy grimey gopher guts. Yesterday I went to the Grizelda Thurberger Tower, which is located on the river 24 pack Diet Dr Pepper. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "Schnikies." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Rockafeller by Leonardo da Spumoni. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Photo Printer and is always filled with thousands of dead cell phone batteries, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French ponytail holders. The food at the Paris restaurants is entertaining. I have already eaten glib snails and duck a la guava. I plan to come to Joe, MT again next year and hope you can squirt.
Klin said...
Dear altered Wiggling Wiggly Worm,
I am having an annoyed time here in Paris. I spend every day astonishingly visiting museums, monuments and goober packed eyes. Yesterday I went to the Brunhilda Thuttlebump Tower, which is located on the river track hoe fascinated boy. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "fritterized." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Alderoon by Leonardo da Finnochio. The center of Paris is called the Place of the One Track Mind and is always filled with thousands of crunchy juicy apples, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French gray skies. The food at the Paris restaurants is elastic. I have already eaten juicy snails and duck a la banana. I plan to come to New Orleans again next year and hope you can crock-pot.
FluffyChicky said...
Dear glow-in-the-dark Naughty Nurse Nancy and her medical school “anatomy” books,
I am having a funky time here in Paris. I spend every day hair-raisingly visiting museums, monuments and Grandma Fogerty’s half-used tubes of hemorrhoid ointment. Yesterday I went to the Spanky Heinz Tower, which is located on the river epidermis. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "flibbertigibbet." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de La Rue by Leonardo da Cannoli. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Wheelchair with One Squeaky Wheel and is always filled with thousands of tap-dancing pigeons, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French kitty pancakes. The food at the Paris restaurants is gooberific. I have already eaten slap-happy snails and duck a la cantaloupe. I plan to come to Dead Jackalope Gulch, New Mexico again next year and hope you can flip-out.
I am having a/an (adjective) time here in Paris. I spend every day (adverb) visiting museums, monuments and (plural noun). Yesterday I went to the (person's name) Tower, which is located on the river (noun). Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "(silly word)." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de (a last name) by Leonardo da (Italian word). The center of Paris is called the Place of the (noun) and is always filled with thousands of (plural noun), all taking photographs of each other and of the many French (plural noun). The food at the Paris restaurants is (adjective). I have already eaten (adjective) snails and duck a la (a fruit). I plan to come to (a city) again next year and hope you can (verb).
Millie said...
Dear accidentally rototilled Fly Eyes Florinda,
I am having a garbage can lid-clanging time here in Paris. I spend every day spasmodically visiting museums, monuments and maple syrup drips. Yesterday I went to the Slapped Sideways Seymour Tower, which is located on the river naughty neighbor. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "Ha-cha-cha-cha." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Nederlander by Leonardo da Prosciutto. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Whip-like Flagellum and is always filled with thousands of elbow ridges, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French corduroy pillows. The food at the Paris restaurants is roasted gently so the flames won't hurt. I have already eaten chartreuse snails and duck a la kiwi. I plan to come to Poison Spider, Wyoming again next year and hope you can belch the alphabet.
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Dear sinister Benjamin Linus, The Lying Liar who Lies about Lying and his Lies,
I am having a masochistic time here in Paris. I spend every day freakishly visiting museums, monuments and greasy grimey gopher guts. Yesterday I went to the Grizelda Thurberger Tower, which is located on the river 24 pack Diet Dr Pepper. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "Schnikies." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Rockafeller by Leonardo da Spumoni. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Photo Printer and is always filled with thousands of dead cell phone batteries, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French ponytail holders. The food at the Paris restaurants is entertaining. I have already eaten glib snails and duck a la guava. I plan to come to Joe, MT again next year and hope you can squirt.
Klin said...
Dear altered Wiggling Wiggly Worm,
I am having an annoyed time here in Paris. I spend every day astonishingly visiting museums, monuments and goober packed eyes. Yesterday I went to the Brunhilda Thuttlebump Tower, which is located on the river track hoe fascinated boy. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "fritterized." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de Alderoon by Leonardo da Finnochio. The center of Paris is called the Place of the One Track Mind and is always filled with thousands of crunchy juicy apples, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French gray skies. The food at the Paris restaurants is elastic. I have already eaten juicy snails and duck a la banana. I plan to come to New Orleans again next year and hope you can crock-pot.
FluffyChicky said...
Dear glow-in-the-dark Naughty Nurse Nancy and her medical school “anatomy” books,
I am having a funky time here in Paris. I spend every day hair-raisingly visiting museums, monuments and Grandma Fogerty’s half-used tubes of hemorrhoid ointment. Yesterday I went to the Spanky Heinz Tower, which is located on the river epidermis. Then I went to the Jeu de Pomme. This is a museum that is spelled J-e-u d-e P-o-m-m-e and is pronounced "flibbertigibbet." It is next to the Louvre, which has the famous statue of Venus de La Rue by Leonardo da Cannoli. The center of Paris is called the Place of the Wheelchair with One Squeaky Wheel and is always filled with thousands of tap-dancing pigeons, all taking photographs of each other and of the many French kitty pancakes. The food at the Paris restaurants is gooberific. I have already eaten slap-happy snails and duck a la cantaloupe. I plan to come to Dead Jackalope Gulch, New Mexico again next year and hope you can flip-out.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Westward Ho-Ha
Good vacations are worth their weight in (plural noun). A/An (adjective) summer vacation for you and your (adjective) family is to visit the Rocky (plural noun) in Colorado. The first time you see these (adjective) mountains, your (part of the body) will thump (adverb). If you're into camping, fishing, or (verb ending in ING), visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of (adjective) landscapes and rich (adjective) history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old (noun), your (part of the body) will drop open and you won't be able to catch your (noun). And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate (noun), San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable (noun) loaded with wide-eyed (plural noun) or climb the city's (adjective) hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's (adjective) rendition of "I Left My (part of the body) in San Francisco." So will you!
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Good vacations are worth their weight in broken fingernails. A hawt summer vacation for you and your sensitive family is to visit the Rocky Facebook Friends in Colorado. The first time you see these craptastic mountains, your glabella will thump angrily. If you're into camping, fishing, or blogging, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of headache inducing landscapes and rich feather-light history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old decorative headband, your uvula will drop open and you won't be able to catch your defective glue gun. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate baby's binkie, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable hole punch loaded with wide-eyed Chris Pine (I mean...Captain Kirk) Glasses from Burger King or climb the city's frilly hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's itchy rendition of "I Left My Funny Bone in San Francisco." So will you!
Millie said...
Good vacations are worth their weight in Facebook frenemies. A sloppy summer vacation for you and your won't-shut-up family is to visit the Rocky Bra Cups in Colorado. The first time you see these foul mountains, your spit gland will thump back-fat-squishingly. If you're into camping, fishing, or lip-synching, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of chub-ogling landscapes and rich limp history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old fat guy in a little coat, your braided and beaded female goatee will drop open and you won't be able to catch your baked potato. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate head injury, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable rabid Weird Al fan loaded with wide-eyed angry bees or climb the city's three-legged-but-should-only-have-two hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's barfs-on-command rendition of "I Left My Hernia in San Francisco." So will you!
FluffyChicky said...
Good vacations are worth their weight in Garbage Pail Kids card collections in individual plastic casings. A pooperific summer vacation for you and your fantastically flatulent family is to visit the Rocky Rabid Raccoons that have been eating out of your garbage cans in the middle of the night, in Colorado. The first time you see these humble mountains, your urinary tract will thump snarkily. If you're into camping, fishing, or snogging, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of beady-eyed landscapes and rich fanatical history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old security blanket, your chewed on hangnail will drop open and you won't be able to catch your Uncle Orville’s urn. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate water bottle, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable Bugs Bunny loaded with wide-eyed feet or climb the city's piously pompous hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's flirtatious rendition of "I Left My Uni-brow in San Francisco." So will you!
Tree Monkey said:
Good vacations are worth their weight in rocks. A cute summer vacation for you and your funny family is to visit the Rocky Fishies in Colorado. The first time you see these striped mountains, your head will thump quickly. If you're into camping, fishing, or running, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of polka-dotted landscapes and rich weird history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old bike, your arm will drop open and you won't be able to catch your turtle. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate scooter, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable rip-stick loaded with wide-eyed animals or climb the city's cool hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's awesome rendition of "I Left My Leg in San Francisco." So will you!
Klin said-
Good vacations are worth their weight in current events. A high ballin' summer vacation for you and your video watchin' family is to visit the Rocky Snuggling Couples in Colorado. The first time you see these chocolate-covered mountains, your liver will thump fiercely. If you're into camping, fishing, or flushing, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of scattered landscapes and rich stormin' Norman style history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old mighty mouse, your ankle will drop open and you won't be able to catch your pomchi puppy. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate wedding outline, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable dog toy loaded with wide-eyed whining puppies or climb the city's very messy hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's locker room smellin' rendition of "I Left My Septum in San Francisco." So will you!
Thorny Tree Lady said...
Good vacations are worth their weight in broken fingernails. A hawt summer vacation for you and your sensitive family is to visit the Rocky Facebook Friends in Colorado. The first time you see these craptastic mountains, your glabella will thump angrily. If you're into camping, fishing, or blogging, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of headache inducing landscapes and rich feather-light history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old decorative headband, your uvula will drop open and you won't be able to catch your defective glue gun. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate baby's binkie, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable hole punch loaded with wide-eyed Chris Pine (I mean...Captain Kirk) Glasses from Burger King or climb the city's frilly hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's itchy rendition of "I Left My Funny Bone in San Francisco." So will you!
Millie said...
Good vacations are worth their weight in Facebook frenemies. A sloppy summer vacation for you and your won't-shut-up family is to visit the Rocky Bra Cups in Colorado. The first time you see these foul mountains, your spit gland will thump back-fat-squishingly. If you're into camping, fishing, or lip-synching, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of chub-ogling landscapes and rich limp history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old fat guy in a little coat, your braided and beaded female goatee will drop open and you won't be able to catch your baked potato. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate head injury, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable rabid Weird Al fan loaded with wide-eyed angry bees or climb the city's three-legged-but-should-only-have-two hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's barfs-on-command rendition of "I Left My Hernia in San Francisco." So will you!
FluffyChicky said...
Good vacations are worth their weight in Garbage Pail Kids card collections in individual plastic casings. A pooperific summer vacation for you and your fantastically flatulent family is to visit the Rocky Rabid Raccoons that have been eating out of your garbage cans in the middle of the night, in Colorado. The first time you see these humble mountains, your urinary tract will thump snarkily. If you're into camping, fishing, or snogging, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of beady-eyed landscapes and rich fanatical history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old security blanket, your chewed on hangnail will drop open and you won't be able to catch your Uncle Orville’s urn. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate water bottle, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable Bugs Bunny loaded with wide-eyed feet or climb the city's piously pompous hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's flirtatious rendition of "I Left My Uni-brow in San Francisco." So will you!
Tree Monkey said:
Good vacations are worth their weight in rocks. A cute summer vacation for you and your funny family is to visit the Rocky Fishies in Colorado. The first time you see these striped mountains, your head will thump quickly. If you're into camping, fishing, or running, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of polka-dotted landscapes and rich weird history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old bike, your arm will drop open and you won't be able to catch your turtle. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate scooter, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable rip-stick loaded with wide-eyed animals or climb the city's cool hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's awesome rendition of "I Left My Leg in San Francisco." So will you!
Klin said-
Good vacations are worth their weight in current events. A high ballin' summer vacation for you and your video watchin' family is to visit the Rocky Snuggling Couples in Colorado. The first time you see these chocolate-covered mountains, your liver will thump fiercely. If you're into camping, fishing, or flushing, visit Arizona's Grand Canyon and enjoy a land of scattered landscapes and rich stormin' Norman style history. Upon sight of this mile-deep, magnificent 1 1/2 billion-year-old mighty mouse, your ankle will drop open and you won't be able to catch your pomchi puppy. And then, there is the city of the Golden Gate wedding outline, San Francisco, where you can spend the day watching a cable dog toy loaded with wide-eyed whining puppies or climb the city's very messy hills. A place made famous by Tony Bennett's locker room smellin' rendition of "I Left My Septum in San Francisco." So will you!
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