Fellow Students of (school)! We the members of the Students for a (adjective) Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of (plural noun). He has just fired our friend, Professor (name of man), because he wore his (part of body) long, and because he dressed in a (article of clothing) and wore old (plural noun). Next week, we are going to protest by taking over the (noun) building and kidnapping the Assistant (noun). We also will demand that all students have the right to wear (adjective) hair and (adjective) beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with (plural noun)!"

physcokity said...
Fellow Students of School of Hard Knox for the Criminally Inane! We the members of the Students for a Homey Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Homies. He has just fired our friend, Professor Carlton, because he wore his nosehairs long, and because he dressed in space hooker emo crocs and wore old tazers. Next week, we are going to protest by taking over the Goober building and kidnapping the Assistant Raisinet. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear fergalicious hair and smokin' hot beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with copper rivets!"

Thorny Tree Lady said...
Fellow Students of School of Rock! We the members of the Students for an Annoying Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Sleeping Pills. He has just fired our friend, Professor Chilly, The Elf Who Could Not Love, because he wore his uvula long, and because he dressed in skid-marked skivvies of a 6-year-old boy and wore old half-eaten vanilla Tootsie Rolls spewed out into the garbage. Next week, we are going to protest by taking over the Harry Potter Fan building and kidnapping the Assistant Drunken Sailor. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear tired hair and unenthusiastic beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with Molly Mormons!"

Mrs. Monkey said...
Fellow Students of High School! We the members of the Students for a So, Like, Gnarly Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Totally Hot Babes. He has just fired our friend, Professor Nicholas Cage, because he wore his ankle long, and because he dressed in a rain coat and wore old hot, sweaty hands. Next week, we are going to protest by taking over the Chair building and kidnapping the Assistant Snowy Road. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear slickery hair and very beautiful beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with Mounds of Laundry!"

Leonardo DiCapitated said...
Fellow Students of Auntie Gertrude's Home for Unwed Mothers! We the members of the Students for a Hits-People-With-Tube-Socks Society are meeting here to decide what action to take about the Dean of Bacon Holiday Tree Ornaments. He has just fired our friend, Professor Dog-Diapering Dave, because he wore his knee pit hair long, and because he dressed in Mork suspenders and wore old underwater basket weavers. Next week, we are going to protest by taking over the Denture Needer building and kidnapping the Assistant Blithering Idiot. We also will demand that all students have the right to wear high on Quaaludes hair and certainly stupid beards. Remember our slogan: "Down with Egg Burps!"